"I'm really afraid of getting hit by cars, like terrified of it. I'm terrified of crossing streets. I'm also very accident-prone...I think people aim for me." - Robert Pattinson"I was taking out my trash and I had like 300 cans of Diet Coke. I was like, 'How did that happen?' I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My ( Read more... )

"Meredith, you’ve slept with so many guys you’re starting to look like one. Boom roasted." - Michael, The Office US

OK Magazine: Have you ever experienced an intense relationship like that?
Robert Pattinson: I've never experienced that but it must be an amazing feeling to say 'I absolutely need you.' Sometimes I feel like that about a ( Read more... )

"I believe that everyone else my age is an adult whereas I am merely in disguise." - Margaret Atwood

"Just to be clear, our president-elect called the latest Jay-Z album 'tight'. Never, ever wake me from this dream." - Sacca on Twitter ( Read more... )